Chuckles and Ideas

Not so Serious Questions Even less Serious Answers

Do you know what desperation is? It is shaving all your body hair before stepping on to the scale.
Teacher:Can you name a bird with wings that can’t fly? Student:A dead bird.
Why can’t a bike stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cement mixer? A brick layer.
Do you think a kangaroo can jump higher than a house? Of course it does. I’ve never seen a house that could jump.
How do you open a banana? With the help of a monkey.

I’m so old that…