- When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like Omg.
- A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a beer?” The bartender replies “For you, no charge.”
- What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? The same middle name.
- Two goldfish are in a tank. One looks at the other and asks “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
- Einstein’s mom: “Are you happy?” Einstein: “Relatively.”
- I asked a doctor to give me something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
Remember our animal friends.

Stylin’

Sibling Rivalry

KO Kitty

Kung Fu Cat

Incognito

Have a great day!