- What are planting to grow the seedless watermelon? Jerry Seinfeld
- What do you call a dumb carnivore? A meathead
- If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?
- How come you never see a headline like “Psychic wins lottery”?
- Does it disturb anyone else that “the Los Angeles Angels” translates directly to ” the the angels angels”? Neil DeGrasse
- If con is the opposite of pro; then isn’t congress the opposite of progress? Jon Stewart
When we hear of persons hurting others on the news, we should remember that there are a great many more care giving, protecting, loving people out there that never make the news. Good folks outnumber the knuckleheads.
LET’S ALL SMILE THIS WEEK.
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