This week I share only a little of my wit and wisdom. I am sharing others’ wisdom and humor. It is so good and there is so much out there about which to think and laugh. Let’s start with some pictures you may have seen before.
You smell like a nose.
Sibling Rivalry Incognito Kung Fu Kitty
Wisdom
- Pleasant words are as a honeycomb, sweet to the soul, and health to the bones. Proverbs 16:24
- If we open a quarrel between the past and the present, we have lost the future. Winston Churchill
- No man is justified in doing evil on the ground of expediency. Theodore Roosevelt
- When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property. Thomas Jefferson
Humor
- What’s blue and not heavy? Light Blue.
- What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
- Horse sense is the good judgment that prevents horses from betting on people. W.C.Fields
- I’m not a vegetarian, but eat animals who are. Groucho Marx
- If all is not lost where exactly is it?
- I like sleep. It’s a bit like death, but without the commitment.
- I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early. Yogi Berra
Have a wonderful Easter weekend and Following Week.
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